An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: “Ma’am it looks like you blew a seal.”The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: “No, it’s just Mayonaise.”
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.” “But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in the world does this.Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says.”Please explain, Johnny,” replies the teacher.”Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my
One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.
That was Zen, this is Tao.
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.A girl standing
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!