Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor,
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.””Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel and clean it up!”
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:”Mommy what’s that?” as he pointed down to her.”Well, that’s Mommy’s washcloth.”The next day he walked in on her again, & asked her