|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.Dear China,We’re sorry you don’t train
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.Saint Peter says, “Well, Forest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ‘sir’, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.”Have you always been that way?” asked the podiatrist.”No,” she said, not until recently. “I’ve been fucking a lot doggie style.””Well,” said the podiatrist, “you are going to have to stop.””I can’t,”
How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don’t change it for him/her.