How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he’s still clinging to the old lightbulb.
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come over here and sit down!”. And Adam did so.”Adam,” spoke the Creator, “I see your countenance is fallen and you seem to feel rotten and lonely.” Adam said nothing in response. “So,” continued the Lord, “I
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo’ Mama is so old,