Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, “Hello.” The other one thought, “I wonder what he meant by that.”
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, “For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!”The man thinks for a minute, and says, “I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii. I’m scared of flying
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theater, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie. It
How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? “You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don’t love me anymore!”
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?””No,” says Monica. “Mustard!”
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!