This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.”Oh, thank you!” said the elephant.”My, pleasure ma’am.” said the
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, Jim asked him for it.”I don’t see why I have to
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.”That way,” he said, “You get an extra day out of them between drinks.”As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed them over the camel’s