Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?””Yes,” said the Navy brat.”My dad has built them.”Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?””Yes.””It’s my dad who’s killed it!”
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. “Damn”, says the ant, “one nightof passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car? A police officer!
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!