After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. “Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, “Roger!”, and was relieved to hear a faint reply.”Okay Rodge,” shouted Barry, “I’m gonna throw a rope down to
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 500 years. A girl statue and a boy statue.Finally one day the Good Fairy came down. You have been here for five centuries, naked just looking at one another. Now, the Good Fairy
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer’s statement as proof of illness as we believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to work. 2. Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes,” the boy’s mother answered. “And how is your son
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!