Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one … but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: “Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men.””What is it?” the officer got interested.”Two hundred soldiers.”
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said “Moo.”And the second cow said “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”