Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says “hello hello hello”And the wife says “what, aren’t you talking to me!”
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one. “Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see the world! And I been doin’ it – a shovelful at a time.”
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.” The
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go downtown with you to beat up queers!
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s Ark!
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?””Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?””There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.””Oh, that’s because most men who go to Heaven get there by a