What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off…the train hit the blonde. The Brunette then got back onto the tracks and started saying, “22…..22……22…..”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil.
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. “Yes sir, I’m a fine horse. I’ve run in 25 racesand won over ?5 million.
Psychiatrist: Well, what’s your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself. Patient: Really? How do your like yours – fried or boiled?
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!About halfway through the first quarter, Bob