Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.”Are you hurt?” asked another.”I don’t know yet,” a weak voice was heard, “am still falling!”
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree, but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. “That’s strange,” said the fox. “Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult. Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a meeting of top scientists, held in
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier.”I wish I could say the same about mine,” said the other.”You could if you could lie as I do.”
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”?”Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’skeeper or my keeper’s brother.”