A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.””I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.”
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied,
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down toward her.”Pardon me” he asks, turning on his best charm,”…but is this stool taken?”
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!” The General, out for
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.The first priest approached the
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds