One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!”Then the carrot was like “You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!”Then the dick said
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first – “This is for my country” and he throws the gernade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying and asks “what’s the matter”?
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”