My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says “Put this on your bill sir” to which the duck replies “what do you think I’M a dickhead!”
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. “This one’s $5,000 and the other is$10,000.” the clerk said. “Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?” “This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.” “And the
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What’s with these guys? We’ve been waiting for 15