Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out.
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says “TO BE CONTINUED!”
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.”You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.””No thanks,” said the young man.”My father
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.”