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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say ” Wanna “.I watched this ritual for about 20

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Dem’ smart city folk

|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says.”Where can I buy

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As he was

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: “Do you know they are all out of step except you?” “What?” asked the recruit innocently. “I said

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Drive-In

Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see “Closed For the Winter”!

No rest on this island

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have

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Bug flew into a barn

|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his

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