A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. “What are you doing, the kid asked”.Well, you wanted a brother, so we’re making you one.The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker’s tailpipe.”Son…what the hell are
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and…How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, “Tick – Tock” over and over. After about three
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.