A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart”.911: “is this her first child?”.Man: “Of course not, you idiot…this is her husband”!
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He’s letting them hang around for oldtimes’ sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture,he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one ofthe old bulls starts to
In the 1970’s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. “But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really bad,” said the second bee, “the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey”No problem,” said the first bee, “Just fly down five blocks
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, “That’s once.”A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, “That’s twice.”After a little, while the poor old