10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do splits.7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.6. Cross their legs without rearranging.5. Get picked up in a bar
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”Nope, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said “What are you doing?”She said “I’m leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile.”And the guy responded “Pedofile! That’s a pretty big word coming from a twelve year old”!
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.