|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.”That’s a lot of chicks,”
Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager noticed a cork up the other teenagers butt. So when they got out of the showerhouse, the first teenager ask why he had a cork
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t