Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys “Yours
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”The grandfather smiles. “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t.It’s too wiggly and limp to
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”5. If you have a glass eye,
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”