|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one and the other one week!What pill would
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for five, maybe six toasters.
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What’s grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cinderelephant!When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?When it’s a baby elephant!How
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as “HE” because: 1. In order to get their attention you have to
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.