A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place….The man says “What’s the problem officer?”Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.[Man gives his wife a
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What’s grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What’s grey and highly dangerous?An elephant with a machine gun!What’s big and grey and
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman. “What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.” The woman touched her right knee with
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.* He who hesitates is
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What’s big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?A get wellephant!What’s grey and never needs
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t for Bill – She sucks – She blows – She’s bloated – She’s the focus of a huge legal battle – She’ll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!