Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don’t know!Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?One rarely bites and
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn’t have to take the toaster, but you’dstill have to pay for it anyway. Toaster’95 would weigh 15000pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), drawenough electricity to power a small city, take
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.