A baseball manager who had an

ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor

said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball

when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come
you
let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and
two men
out in the ninth?”

Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him
now. Next.