A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her ouside.Then his wife. Then the dog.
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.”Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother.”And why not?” asked Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?”Stan said nothing.The
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled – “Stop fucking her down there!””What’s the matter with you?” asked the husband after the sailor came back
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most… “When I die I will dig my
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person “How much are the washer and dryer?””Five dollars for both of them,” the salesman said.”Yeah right, you’ve got to be kidding
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way?” he was quick to ask. She replied, “That’s a miracle!”
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phonerang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of acolleague on the other end of the line.”We need a fourth for poker,”