I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a “National Town Meeting.”
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: “I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man’s leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he’s recovered fully he does the work of five
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign”This is a great day for France!”–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral”Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and
The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Nice pigs, sir”. The president replied, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and