What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
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So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the “Oval Office”, seems someoneliked the name the “Oral Office” better!
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a “No Open Fly” zone!
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your already overcluttered desk. 4. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates. 5. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic. 6. Give it
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to telecommute.5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6. It’s a long drive home to Texas.7. One-day sale at Macy’s.8. My brain is melting!9. I think
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things” from the movie “The Sound of Music”The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.