The president got off the helicopter in

front of the
White House with a baby hog under each arm. The
Marine
guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
“Nice pigs, sir”.
The president replied, “These are
not pigs, these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback hogs.
I got one for Hillary and I got one for
Chelsea.”
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and
replied,
“Nice trade, sir.”