A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:”Our Staff will stuff your Stiff.”Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too:”Our Stuff
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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed tostuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.”No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.10 second fuses only last 7 seconds. Anything you do can get you shot, even doing nothing. Claymores are labeled “This side toward enemy” for a
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”He looks at the teacher, and asks her:
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If Baywatch Barbie sells well, other Barbie/TV tie-ins seem certainto follow. Some possibilities:Melrose Place Barbie: Comes