How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the worst age to be,” announced the 60 year old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!””Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!’”
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn’t the crust, that was the pie plate.
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing a
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive andfrank “question and answer” format, noted sex therapist Dr Ruth explainseverything you’ve ever wondered about.Q: Where can I find the man of
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed. “No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in