This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I’m sending him over.”The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.”A
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*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom):Please don’t feel bad. It wasn’t you entering the men’s washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time.
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he’s too polite to say anything.”When I tee off, ” the singer explains, “I have a guy
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her atasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a windowoverlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but aftera
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -“Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.”Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there’s no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck,