Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?”Grandpa looks at him and says “No Johnny, I will not.””But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your
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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting fromother boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.One day he took his questions to his mother, and she becameflustered. Instead of explaining things
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,”Whatcha doin’ Daddy?” Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at thefloor. “Oh,
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.’ ‘OK, said Johnny, ‘why
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”.