A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, “Well, John, how many positions did you
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like best about it?””The artwork,” says Robert.”Very good. And you, Peter?””Tits!””Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?””I’m leaving, teacher, I’m leaving.”
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God isboth male and female.”This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?””Well, God is both black and white.”This further confuses him so he