Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.”said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.He nearly died on
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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife’s been in an accident.They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor.Doc
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She’s worried about the friend so she asks the doctor: Girlfriend: I’m worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?Doctor: Well she’s 36 years old and healthy. How
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50’s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over. Thecardiologist said, “Not true, Myron. Sex is wonderful exercise for your heart. After you get home,
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him “inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don’t press the third one.” Mark proceeds to the toilet