The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.”The patient wants to know if there’s a cure, to which the Doctor responds,”We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing butpancackes.””Why only pancackes?”, asks
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There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day afterday. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to,so he put his ear up to the wall
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered”When I get out of here I going to ba a tennis
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The goodnews is our hospital has just been certified to do braintransplants and there has been an accident right
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was “war”. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, “I’m an atomic bomb.” He gets his applause and steps down.The second person comes up and says, “I’m a hydrogen bomb.” Again, there’s applause
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are you doing here today?”Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself.But they pay me $25.”The woman looked thoughtful for