How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? ‘Voodoo like to dance with me ?’
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First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties…Bad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -“I want to feel your breasts” he exclaimed.”Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied.”I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says.”Twenty dollars, are you
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Beforethey enter the room she leaves her behind the theatredoor to go in and check whether everything is ready.A young man wearing a
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?””Oh, sorry,” says the old
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am I doing?” He asks.”Three knots,” she replies.”Three knots? What’s that mean?””You’re not hard, you’re not in,and you’re not getting your money back.”