Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?…NOT. Well, if you are, thenhere are some alternatives to some popular phrases.I found them on a poster, but I don’t remember which one.She is
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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs…what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?5. Can I buy you a drink
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.”Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain andtake your clothes off.””No, not me,” said the girl. “it’s my old aunt here.””Very well,” said the doctor. “Madam, stick out
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she began, “I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?” “Why, certainly! Helping people feel much betterabout themselves is my area of expertise. I canstart
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.” The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl’s breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host’s three-year-old girl stared at her father’s boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.The man checked his tie, felt his face for food,