Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, andwill need helpeating and going to the bathroom for
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Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.