Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilisethis facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored tobest reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:1. Drive up to the
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His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt HER: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.6. Choir wears leather robes.5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You’re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayInstructions for the Gals:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull forward to get closer3. Shut off engine4. Put keys in purse5. Get out of car because you’re too far from
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.The “dancer” came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and putit on his butt cheek.Not to be outdone, another friend