So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.The “dancer” came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and putit on his butt cheek.Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She callsthe guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other buttcheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friendpulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the$50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now theattention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?I got out my wallet, thought for a minute … and then the financialanalyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down thecrack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home!