|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?,” he says.”That’s
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father’s business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.