Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty. Then you’d better buy a little pig.
Jack went to see the camp nurse. ‘I fell last night,’ he said. ‘And I was unconscious for eight hours.’ The nurse was shocked. ‘How awful. What happened?’ ‘I fell asleep!’
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:”I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw.”
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I’m sick now.