Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair !
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, “That’s it for you. No honey for a week.”Well, then the little boy went
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, “These remind me of my husband’s testicles.” The American woman says, “That big?” The Iranian woman says, No…that dirty.”
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories !