two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo, the school board in San Jose, Calif., has officially designated computer English, or “Geekonics”, as a second language.The historic vote on Geekonics — a combination of
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in his headdress, “Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?” His reply was, “Me have only one sqaw, me have
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window…!
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?””Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.””What sort of trouble?””Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.””Went away?””They disappeared.””Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?””Nothing.””Nothing?””It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.””Are
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