Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say’s “my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?” Her mother say’s “Put them between your legs, that will warm them up.” So she does, and her mother was right. The next
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change !
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.The guy doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but,
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, “You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don’t even
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.