Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, SnugglepupAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirtsDisadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpyOld Man Grump’s – “People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let’s stay home and watch TV.”Also known as: Grumbles, Sour
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: “We’re having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend.” “Why
Name the pig’s favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skin Why don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!