An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked “Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?””Sure, it’s easy.” replied the neurosurgeon. “All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?” “No,” says Carlos. Armando asks, “Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?” “No,” says Carlos. “Well, Carlos, would you like a
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he’s a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can’t, I need to use him to finish my homework.
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie….Hell is waiting for you. To the
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell. He finds it difficult to make up his mind so he asks God if he can have a little tour of both places.God agrees and they first go to