A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles – or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, — they got the cow from Minsk.It was
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I’ve been at my computer all day and I’ve got a splitting headache!
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter’s holy vehicle and head on down a gold
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”, says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual “3 to 1, majority rules” statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher